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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

by Eric | Apr 26, 2025 | Uncategorized

Only in America… do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

by Eric | Apr 26, 2025 | Uncategorized

Why can’t women put mascara on with their mouth closed?

by Eric | Apr 24, 2025 | Uncategorized

Have you ever seen a toad sitting on a toadstool?

by Eric | Apr 24, 2025 | Uncategorized

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

by Eric | Apr 23, 2025 | Uncategorized

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

by Eric | Apr 23, 2025 | Uncategorized

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